Here's one

I didn't really mean for this to become a Gene Ray advertisement, but I couldn't resist posting this. This website takes Gene Ray (the timecube.com guy) sayings and strings them together more or less randomly, for an endless nonsensical flow of 'wisdom'. It's entitled, apporpriately, "Communications from elsewhere"

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http://www.elsewhere.org/timecube/