Strange Things Seen

I work unloading boxes from semi trailers for Federal Express. This morning I unloaded a box marked "Adjustable Mouse Pads". Huh?

Tabloid Headline: "Kitten Guilty of Murder! Sign enclosed petition or Fluffy DIES!" Oddly, the part of that I have the most trouble with is someone naming their kitten "Fluffy".

Fairly often, at FedEx, we unload boxes marked, "Visual Graphics". As opposed to, you know, those graphics you listen to. Or smell.