I have been hired by Federal Express! I go in tomorrow to do my New Hire paperwork, and I start work (I'm guessing) Monday morning. More news as it happens.
My shift will be overnights - 2:30am to 7:00 or 8:00 am. So I'm about to go into full day-sleeper Shun the Surface Dwellers mode.
Awwcomeon . . . it'll be fun.